RAT

snich, a slick 1-year-old rat, got clapped for swipin' cheese. went ham in a brawl, then peeled out to a whip, but his lil' paws couldn't smack the gas. locked up! he snitched to the pigs, spillin' all the tea. his shady, two-faced game got his squad hot, and they dubbed him snich for bein' a straight-up traitor.